collegehumor:

TIGER STYLE ain’t nuttin to fuck with. wutangclan

8 Animal-Based Sex Positions Other Than Doggy Style

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sashathumpa:

"u missed di schoo bus eh?"

"yes fadda"

"find a wey ti schoo den"

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babybowsers:

me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

me: image

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prosetitute:

I’M DYING

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balenaproductions:

alexandertheswell:

I LOVE SHARKS!!!!!!!!

I lost it at 0:21

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mokawaimofo:

putahilton:

gay sex is so weird

How did they stop without dying?

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funeralhome420:

i hate that i literally cant tell if im ugly or not and i cant tell if im really fat or just like kinda fat i literally cant tell and sometimes ill be like “im just being dumb im pretty good looking” and then ill be like “wow im being so egotistical i definitely look like shit what am i talking about” like i just…. dont know and it bothers me so much cos it’s something i can’t understand 

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heartbreaks:

*lies in the sun for 5 mins*

wheres my tan

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milthanks:

i have watched this at least 300 times and have laughed every single time

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Girls are trained to say, ‘I wrote this, but it’s probably really stupid.’ Well, no, you wouldn’t write a novel if you thought it was really stupid. Men are much more comfortable going, ‘I wrote this book because I have a unique perspective that the world needs to hear.’ Girls are taught from the age of seven that if you get a compliment, you don’t go, ‘Thank you’, you go, ‘No, you’re insane.’

—  

Lena Dunham (x)

Why I love her and why you should too.

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princessoffloral:

collectiveassbutts:

earthswinds:

I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”

So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what

in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap

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meanplastic:

MY FUCKING FAVORITE VINE

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motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

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dirtylittlechemist:

poyzn:

Animals that are patiently awesome.

Oh the last one!!

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