Has anyone else noticed that February 2015 is the perfect month?
I actually let out a pleased little squeak when I saw this because ohhh man, that is beautiful.
He finally grew into that bow tie
It was better when it was comically large
Taught my kitten a new trick! ^-^ by Matt Krath
Eh, I don’t like when people be like “black girls watch out cause white girls getting booty these days” cause to a black girl’s ears it kinda sounds like “watch out because your only value is your fetishized body and once that’s gone you’ll truly be worthless”.
i’m just gonna leave this here.
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My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
you need less jesus
This is very calming
Peaceful as fuck.
The lines and symmetry in this though. It’s pornographic
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why did the semen cross the road?
i wore the wrong the socks
im about to start working as a grader and one of the rules is to not give a 69 on a test. my directions say to look at it again to see where i can give partial credit or take points away because a 68 or 70 would be fine. this is incredible