fake-ketchup:

my art skills are impeccable

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americanexpress:

Because every day deserves a little something sweet.

In honor of National Cheesecake Day, on 7/30 and 7/31 you can get any slice at half price at The Cheesecake Factory!*

*One slice per guest.  Dine-in only.  Offer valid in US and Puerto Rico.

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

SOMEONE HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE IM NOT LUKE AND IM SCARED FOR JAKE’S SAFETY

This got 32k and the guy was in the bathtub the whole time trippin on lsd

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catazoid:

As promised, here are some pictures of Lyalya’s first walk outside! Look at the bushy little squirrel tail :D the sandpit was her favorite spot! She was extremely excited and threw sand all over the place

this is a fucking squirrel. this is a fucking squirrel with a cat’s head. who is responsible for this

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Your eyebrows are sisters, not twins.

—  

The most comforting beauty advice I’ve ever been given. (via statexalchemist)

I said this to one of the girls at makeup college when she was complaining about them always being different and she looked at me as if I had changed her life

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uneasyy-hearts:

ah

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thehumanbutt:

stop-fallen-angel:

awwww-cute:

Found this little guy outside of a Mexican restaurant last night. His name is Queso

THAT THING LOOKS LIKE A DEMON, WHY WOULD YOU NAME HIM AFTER CHEESE?

IT IS OBVIOUSLY A BLACK FLOOF AND HAS/WILL NEVER HURT A SOUL. DID YOU EVEN LOOK AT IT?!???!

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victory-sashes:

FUCK I JUST SPAT OUT MY FUCKING RAMEN

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